Divine Interception

Not too long ago, on a server far, far away...




sanctimonious: lord Felorin, this alternate server you set up for us is incredible. We have total access at the Furcadia server but we don't have to be bugged for whispers and all these things. _
Felorin: Yes, this is my favorite place to go. Let's see what's going on in the bar at Water City.

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Natalie: Brawk!
Nicklas: hehe
Klass hugs Nicklas.
Nicklas: Get your paws off me, Klass!
Klass: aww.. Don't you like me, Nickie?
Nicklas: My intuition says no.
Klass sniffles. :'(
Natalie: Har har. >:)

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Felorin: Wow, Klass is crying, just like Krum said he does. Who would have thought that Krum knew anything?
sanctimonious: Maybe next time I see him I will bow and say "greetings, lady Klass" _
Felorin chuckles.
Felorin: You know what would be funny? I should ban Klass from Furcadia. That would teach him to ban me from Water City.
sanctimonious: Go for it, lord Felorin. _
Felorin: Nah, I'll just eject all his bots from his dream. He'll blame it on one of his officials. :X)
sanctimonious: good idea._
Felorin: There, done. You know what's really cool? Chaos Serpent, in his infinite ego, claimed to be the cause of all the latest server crashes.
sanctimonious: He is very much genius, lord Felorin. Good for him to took the blame.
Felorin: Yes, now we have an excuse for all the server crashes that we cause when we're testing things, or if we're just feeling naughty.
sanctimonious grins: When are we not feeling naughty?
Felorin nods. "I installed something new on the remote control to the Furcadia server. Watch this."
Felorin starts pressing buttons.
Felorin: Server goes down.
Felorin: Server goes up.
Felorin: Server goes down.
Felorin: Server goes up.
sanctimonious laughs.
Felorin: For whenever you feel the need. :X)
sanctimonious nods.
Felorin: I didn't do it! It was Radu, I swear! ;X)
Felorin: By the way, what did you tell the guy from Randomism when he threatened to release our secret logs?
sanctimonious grins. "No one is going to believe the truth, Mr. Mulder ;)"
Felorin laughs. "Of course they won't."
sanctimonious: I just had an ICQ from Nikodemus that him and lord vicious vole are having an argument at the Havenguild.
Felorin: Let's take a peek.

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Nikodemus: no! I talk w/ better abbrevs!
vicious vole: r u crazy! I'm the best s-hand talker in furc!
Nikodemus: no! u r craZy! ask V! he'll tell u!
vicious vole: what duz he kno?
Nikodemus: mor than u!
vicious vole: u better leave me alone, or i'll eject u
Nikodemus: I'll boot u!!
vicious vole: u couldn't boot a twink from wc!
Nikodemus: y.. y.. u just w8!
Felicity Karrie: um, guyz.. u can fite all u want, but I'll alwz b da best.
vicious vole: Hm.. She's right. Sorry, I just can't keep up with this charade any longer. It actually hurts to talk like that all the time. I give up. ;)
Nikodeums: Yeah, you're right. It is much easier just to talk like this. Truce?
vicious vole: Truce. Thanks licit... er.. Mrs. Felicity Karrie. _
Felicity Karrie: netime_ c u guyz 2morro!

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Felorin: How cheesy. Nikodemus didn't even boot him. What a rip!
sanctimonious: shall we take action, lord Felorin?
Felorin: Ok, you take vicious vole, I'll take Nikodemus.
sanctimonious: ok... 3... 2... 1...
sanctimonious: Booted.
Felorin: Booted. :X)
Felorin: Well, now that made the whole thing worth watching. But I suppose we should get back to crashing... er... testing the server now.
sanctimonious: of course _
Felorin: Server goes down.
Felorin: Server goes up.
Felorin: Server goes down.
Felorin: Server goes up.

The End?


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